Emails with a Nigerian Scammer. So Funny.

You may read about it in the news and hear about it more often now, the scam artists from around the world who send out emails trying get people to help them get money. Often they are from Nigeria for some reason. They often state that their father, who was killed in the civil war or something, has left several millions of dollars in a bank and for some reason the only way they can get it is if the money is transferred to some account in a foreign country, yours for example. They say you will be able to keep some of the money. Below are the emails I exchanged with someone who said he was from Ghana and I would get a box of money if I helped him. I played along and I never laughed so hard in my life. He calls himself Francis. I mistakenly deleted the first few emails but all the rest are below. Information on Nigerian Scams can be found at these links: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeria_scam ScamBusters.org Scamorama.com Below are the emails and they are EXACTLY how he typed them. I played like I was not too smart. I guess Francis was not too smart either. I told him my name was Bob Jones at first. This is not made up. These are real emails I had with the guy from Africa. -------------- Begin Incoming Message ------------------ Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame (He misspelled his first name) Subject: Requested Information To: Bob Jones (Me) My Brother, Below is the information: Mr Robert Anderson Director, Intercon Insurance Security Co. Ltd. Ring Road,Accra GhanaTel:+233 242114821 Email Address: intercon_sec_com@freeghana.com I will henceforth disassociate from responding to your emails if you dont contact the security company. Lets move forward!!!! Your's Sincerely, Barrister Francis Kwame --------------------- End Incoming Message ---------------------- He was already getting annoyed because I had been making excuses why I could not contact the security company. -------------------- Begin Outgoing Message ---------------------- Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 From: Bob Jones (Me) Subject: Re: Requested Information To: Franics Kwame Thank you my black african brother. You know, in my country, we don't pronounce it "brother" when talking to black people. We say it like this, "bratha". What's up bratha? I have a question, do I have to dial one before that number below? I have nevered called long distance before. I have never even left my hometown before for that matter so if I have to fly to Africa to meet the security agency, that will be scary. Do I have to fly to Africa since that is where the security agency is located? Where exactly is Ghana located anyway? Is it near Portugal? ----------------------- End Outgoing Message ------------------- If you don't already know, Portugal is in Europe next to Spain, not anywhere near Ghana, Africa. -------------------------- Begin Incoming Message -------------- Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: Our Success Together To: Bob Jones (Me) My Brother, Thanks for the compliments of calling me your brother. As to calling from the USA, you have to dial +011 before adding 233 242114821. If you don't get it, then find someone else who can truly assist you in dialing the number to ensure you call the security company. For i and you to move forward,You MUST call the security company because they are in charge of delivery. You dont need to fly to Africa. Thank God because the world is globalised.We can make our business work successfuly through effective communication no matter where we are around the world. Ghana is beautiful country,located at the western region of Africa. Potugal is south america and you know it,so how do you compare Ghana and portugal together. I thought you said,you have flown to Africa before,how come you ask these questions??Dont make me doubt my trust for you.... So,Call the Security Company right now. Get back to me immediately, Thank you, Barrister Francis Kwame ---------------------- End Incoming Message ------------------ He obviously does not know his geography very well either. He thinks Portugal is in South America. --------------------- Begin Outgoing Message ------------------ Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 From: Bob Jones (Me) Subject: Re: Our Success Together To: Franics Kwame Thank you for your assistance. Although I am extremely rich, I do not know alot about foreign countries like Ghana and Portugal which you kindly informed me is in South Africa (He said South America but I am stupid, remember). I did not realize that Portugal was in South Africa like you said. I am very happy then that there is no more apartheid and discrimination in Portugal, South Africa. That was very bad. So do I dial 1 and then 011 or 011 and then 1? I am very eager to provide my personal information to the security company in Portugal, South Africa. Thank you once again my African Bratha. :) -------------------- End Outgoing Message ------------------ -------------------- Begin Incoming Message ----------------- Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: Unhappy State. To: Bob Jones (Me) My Brother,It will unwise for you to contact me any further becasuse i can see that you are not yeilding and adhering to the instructions attached to this transaction. I said Portugal is in South-America, you read it well and you repeatedly say that Portugal is in South-Africa. If you do not know how to call the security company,then forget me. Have a good day, Barrister Francis Kwame -------------------- End Incoming Message ----------------- He really is starting to get annoyed now. Usually the scammers stop responding by now, but not Francis, I mean Franics. ------------------- Begin Outgoing Message ------------------ Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 From: Bob Jones (Me) Subject: Re: Unhappy State To: Franics Kwame I appreciate your assistance. My apologies. I thought you said the security company was in Portugal, South Africa. I am sorry that I am not knowledgeable in geography. Please forgive me. I will immediately contact the security company. I will have my mother help me call since I do not understand the number dialing for foreign numbers. As I said, I will immediately call the security company in Ghana, South America. After I call them, do I call you? ------------------- End Outgoing Message ----------------- I know, Ghana is in Africa, not South America. ------------------ Begin Incoming Message ---------------- Date: Fri, Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: Best Option To: Bob Jones (Me) My Brother, Just call the Security Company If you cannot call them,then it is over between us. Thank you, Barrister Franics Kwame ------------------- End Incoming Message --------------- ------------------- Begin Outgoing Message ---------------- Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2006 From: Bob Jones (Me) Subject: Re: Best Option To: Franics Kwame I will call them immediately. May I please request a toll free number however. I am sure the long distance rates must be very expensive to Ghana, South Africa. My mother is very controlling of how I use my millions of dollars even though I am 35 years old. Please provide me a toll free number and I will call the security company immdiately. I will immediately purchase a plane ticket to Ghana, South America and I will fly there as soon as I call the security company to arrange my picking up the box of money in Ghana, South America. Please let me know if this is ok. ---------------- End Outgoing Message ------------- These emails made my day. Every morning I looked forward to my emails from Francis. I sure do miss him. --------------- Begin Incoming Message -------------- Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: My Decision To: Bob Jones (Me) My Brother, If you want us to continue and complete this transaction,you (MUST) send me your International Passport as Identification. Unable to achieve this,PLS DO NOT CONTACT ME ANYMORE> I will only respond to your email when I see your passport. Thank you and God Bless, Barrister Francis Kwame ------------------------- End Incoming Message ---------------- He's really getting annoyed. -------------------------- Begin Outgoing Message -------------- Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2006 From: Bob Jones (Me) Subject: Re: My Decision To: Franics Kwame I do not have a passport yet. I am in the process of getting it so I can travel to Ghana, South Africa. But you know how government is. It takes a while. I should have it in a few weeks. I will transmit my birth certificate to you shortly.But can you please give me a toll free number to contact the security company in Ghana, South America. ------------------------ End Outgoing Message -------------------- I immediately sent him another message with a picture of a passport I found on the internet. ------------------------ Begin Outgoing Message ------------------- Date: Tue, 21 Feb 2006 From: Will Smith (The new me) Subject: Re: My Decision To: Franics Kwame Attached is my Passport as you requested. I tried calling the number of the security company in Ghana, South America but I was not able to get through. They said I have the wrong number. It's interesting though that they did not speak Portugeuese. I thought you said they speak Portugeuese. Can you send me the number again or maybe you can send me the security comapny's email address. Thank you again my black african brother (bratha). (Below is the Passport picture I sent Francis. Sorry Fresh Prince). ----------------------- End Outgoing Message -------------------- --------------------- Begin Incoming Message -------------------- Date: Tue, 21 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: Lets move forward To: Will Smith (Me) My Brother, Thanks for your response. (At least he's still polite) I thought you said your name is Bob Jones and claimed to be 35 years old. How come you sent me a pics of Will Smith,who doesnt even happened to be 35years?? I need you to attest and confirm to that. Now,before i can continue this transaction with you. Tw things must be done,failure to do so,will make you to be a liar about your identity. 1.Send me your scanned copy of Your International Passport. 2.The security company number is (+233 242114821) There is nothing absolutely wrong with that number. The ball is now in your court to make this transaction a success. For you to be sure of my identity,i will send you my International Passport for confirmation. Get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you, Barrister Francis Kwame --------------------- End Incoming Message ----------------------- Francis then sent me another email with his Passport attached. Isn't that nice of him? --------------------- Begin Incoming Message --------------------- Date: Tue, 21 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: My Passport To: Will Smith (Me) Below is the copy of my International Passport for your view.Until i recieve a copy of your passport,i will discontinue from corresponding with you anymore.The ball is now in your court to send me your Identification Passport.If you don't have any Passport,then send me any other form of id. Call the Security Company. Thank you, Barrister Francis Kwame ----------------------- End Incoming Message -------------------- I guess his name really is Francis. I should be more trusting. ------------------------ Begin Outgoing Message ------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 From: Captain James T. Kirk (The NEW, new me) Subject: Re: My Passport To: Franics Kwame My apologies my Black African Brother. I accidently sent you my cousin's passport. He left it at my house and I did not look at the picture. I have attached my passport to this email. Your passport picture is very nice. You are a very handsome man. I did not realize that you lived in Ghana, South Africa also. Is Ghana a nice city? Is it close to Johannesburg? The number for the security company you just gave me is not the same. How am I supposed to contact them if you give me the wrong number.Do you also need my bank account information in order to make deposits? I can also send you my birth certificate if you need that. (Below is the next passport I sent Francis. This is for all you Trekie fans out there.) -------------------- End Outgoing Message ------------------- Now Francis really starts getting pissed. ------------------- Begin Incoming Message ------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: Lets Move Forward To: Captain Kirk (Me) Pls,cut the crap and stop sending passports belonging to different people. I know you to be Bob Jones. Changing names will do you no good. Can we move forward on this transaction? Call the security company.(+233) 242114821. Thank you, Barrister Francis Kwame ----------------------- End Incoming Message ------------------- --------------------- Begin Outgoing Message ------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 From: Zhao Xiulian (The NEW, NEW, new me) Subject: Re: Lets move forward To: Franics Kwame I apoligize again. I accidently sent you my uncles Passport. My uncle is a Captain in Starfleet Command and he is currently on leave and visiting me. I am very sorry. I have attached my passport and I verified that it is mine so there won't be anymore confusion. My real name is Zhao Xiulian. I wanted to be sure I could trust you before I gave you my real name. That is why I told you my name was Bob Jones. Please forgive me. ---------------------- End Outging Message -------------------- Now I think Francis is really losing it. I think I am driving him crazy. This is his funniest email of them all. -------------------- Begin Incoming Message ------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: Thanks so much To: Zhao Xiulian (My "real" name) My Brother, I beg you with the name of God. Pls do not contact me anymore. I am not in for this games you are playing by sending passports of differents people. Have a nice day and keep winning. Kisses, Richard ----------------------- End Incoming Message ------------------- Kisses? You notice he signed his name Richard. What happened to Francis? I pretty much lost his trust with this next email and the picture I attached but oh well. I don't think he could take much more anyways. Can you guess who the picture is? --------------------- Begin Outgoing Message ------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 From: Zhao Xiulian (Me?) Subject: Re: Thanks so much To: Franics Kwame (Richard?) I thought your name was Francis. Who is Richard? Are you being dishonest with me? After all this time and our special relationship. All I want to do is get my money and I am trying to follow your instructions. I told you I mistakenly sent you my cousin Will Smith's passport and my uncle Captain Kirk's passport. It was a mistake. My name really is what I told you in my last email. After you sent me your passport I felt comfortable I could believe you so I sent my passport. Please my African brother, you must believe me. I will send you further information if you request it. Attached is a picture of myself so you have a better idea of who I am. ------------------------ End Outgoing Message ------------------- Yes, That's right. That's Mr. Koizumi, the Prime Minister of Japan. I hope I didn't cause an international incident. ----------------------- Begin Incoming Message ------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 From: Franics Kwame Subject: Re; Thanks so much To: Zhao Xuilian (Me) Have a nice day. ---------------------- End Incoming Message ---------------------- And that was the last I heard from Francis. I miss him very much.